Outrage again ties is something I can get behind, phallic or not!
Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
A Malaysian official who renamed a stadium insists its new title, which is his name in reverse, is in fact an amalgam of Arabic and “Spanish or Greek”.
All the jokes seem to be so good!
“582, you’re a real nasty lady,” said Markham. “I had some great memories, but most of them involved getting off the aircraft and sprinting away from you.”
This is the kind of person I want to be friends with.
Funkytown seems to be the most ideal town to live in. Posting this for upcoming US elections. (Politics in a nutshell)
I am not a flip flopper
You are a flip flopper
This man is a liar
I am not a liar
One of the best characters in Seinfeld - Soup Nazi.